Robin Williams Peace Plan

Here's what Robin Williams said regarding Peace: 1- The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past and aresent. You know Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys'. We will never "interfere" again. 2- We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence. 3- All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediatley, regardless of who they are, or where they are from. France would welcome them. 4- All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terriorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be avaliable to anyone. WE don't need anymore cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5- No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6- The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary brilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7- Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8- If thier is famine or other natural catastrophe in the world we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little if anything. 9- Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fairweather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10- All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now ain't that a winner of a plan? The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddles masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling "You want a piece of me?'